But… It’s so catchy…

Have you listened to the radio lately? Sometimes my ears cannot believe what they are hearing.

Example 1
Katy Perry “I Kissed A Girl”
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

WTF SRSLY!? I mean I’m all about gay/bisexual/bicurious rights but seriously! Did she honestly have to write a song about kissing a girl and liking it? But dammit, it’s so catchy! I found myself singing along after I heard the chorus for the first time. && She’s hot.

Example 2
Danity Kane “Damaged”
Damaged, damaged
Damaged, damaged
I thought that I should let you know
That my heart is
Damaged, damaged
So damaged (so damaged)
And you can blame the one before

Ok, this song just plain sucks. Even MSTRKRFT can’t make it better. I don’t even want to talk about this song because it is the worst song EVARZZZ. Good job Puff Daddy, or P. Diddy, or Diddy or whatever his name is now.

Example 3
Lil’ Wayne “Lollipop”
Shawty wanna li-li-li-lick me
Like a lollipop (Hahaha)
She She li-li-li-lick me
Like a lollipop (I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the rapper)
She She lick me
Like a lollipop (And She Do)
She lick me
Like a lollipop
(So I let her lick the wrapper)

Ok, as much as I want to bash this song, I love it (I know, I know) along with the 8 year old girls that don’t even understand what Lil’ Wayne means by “lick me like a lollipop.” It’s catchy and don’t even deny that.

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Alright, I could keep adding to this list, like Usher’s “Love In This Club” but he has a nice body so I won’t. tee heez :P Actually, the terrible lyrics make the song better catchy. They stick to your mind and the next time you hear the song somewhere, you find yourself singing along and shaking that booty of yours.

Here’s some REEEEEEMIXes of the songs I talked about.
Download, take your pants off, and sing along.
You love it.

Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl (mr gaspar remix).mp3
Danity Kane – Damaged (mr gaspar remix).mp3
Lil Wayne – Lollipop (mr gaspar remix).mp3
Usher – Love In This Club (MSTRKRFT remix).mp3

Rumi S

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2 responses to “But… It’s so catchy…

  1. electropopwhore

    here’s whip: “I kissed a hermy and i liked it, taste of those wings mm mm”
    lawl. what a kreecha

  2. Hi Rumi–I had to comment on this post to share this article if you hadn’t already seen the news that Katy Perry rose to stardom as a CHRISTIAN artist–hilarious!!
    abc news link here

    I have to hear that song a billion times a day at my job so I hate it but I can’t get over the hilarity of someone channeling pin-up fashion while wearing a promise ring.

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